Caesars Palace (new)

Shuffle up and go broke in style! Hit the glitzy casino floor of Caesars Palace where you can bet big on blackjack, poker, slots, and roulette—all without losing your actual rent money. Rub elbows with digital high rollers, dodge suspiciously lucky dealers, and try to walk away with more chips than you came in with. It’s all the thrills of Vegas, minus the buffet and life regrets.

"Dang, dude got a palace just from selling salad dressing"